“Flickr is having a massage” – Flickr
“All your video are belong to us” – YouTube (via)
“The Flying Spaghetti Monster has arrived and we have all been taken to planet Zeus 94 to kneel before Zod. All this is a little much for us to handle at the moment so come back later please. And leave a quarter in the collection tray on your way out.” – Technorati (via)