So, what’s your zombie invasion?

I overheard a brilliant story while on the train today.

A man was telling his friends he had a thing for scary movies when he was really young. One night, he saw night of the living dead. From that day on, he prepared for zombie invasions.
But thoroughly. Seriously.

He quietly hamstered cans of food from the family basement and hid it in his closet.
He gathered wood to create barriers and make fires.
He bought seeds in case they had to plant new crops.
He even drew a map of the house with the best places to hide, create barriers and defend themselves against a zombie invasion.
And he improvised some weapons, knives from the kitchen and some stakes made of wood.

One day, when his mom was cleaning his room and stumbled upon the piles of wood under his bed. Looking further, she discovered the cans in his cupboard.
She called him to his room and asked for an explanation.
He explained that all was to protect her and the rest of the family in case of a zombie attack.
His mom urged him “You DO know that zombies don’t exist, right?”.
“That’s exactly what they said in the movie, just before the movies came”, his legendary reply was.
And he ended his story with “Every time I go live somewhere, I make sure it’s safe for zombies.
I am always prepared, just in case.”

It might be silly, but what is the irrational thing you are preparing or planning for?

I have been writing down ideas, meeting notes and todos in scattered moleskine books over the last years, preparing for the moment that I would need them (the moment that did never come).
I have spent hours updating and tweaking my Gist.com CRM system, without ever using it.
I have kept several boxes with childhood drawings in the hope I would ever look at them again (I actually did once, because I dropped the box).

So, what’s your zombie invasion?

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There Is No Indispensable Man

There Is No Indispensable Man
by Saxon N. White Kessinger, Copyright 1959

Sometime when you're feeling important;
Sometime when your ego's in bloom
Sometime when you take it for granted
You're the best qualified in the room,

Sometime when you feel that your going
Would leave an unfillable hole,
Just follow these simple instructions
And see how they humble your soul;

Take a bucket and fill it with water,
Put your hand in it up to the wrist,
Pull it out and the hole that's remaining
Is a measure of how you will be missed.

You can splash all you wish when you enter,
You may stir up the water galore,
But stop and you'll find that in no time
It looks quite the same as before.

The moral of this quaint example
Is do just the best that you can,
Be proud of yourself but remember,
There's no indispensable man.

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